Saturday, January 12, 2013

Monster Crap January 2013 Poll

Well it seems that the film you all chose for Seth Drakin to review will not be available to review until next month so because of that, I will have to ask for you to pick a film for him to induct this month. Here are your choices.
 
Bats (1999)
Is It Just Me Or Do These Bats Suck Feces Instead Of Blood

Spider Woman: Death’s Web (2005)
A Not Known Thai Horror Film That Should Have Never Been Made For Many Reasons
 
Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)

Demonic Toys (1992)
They Want To Possess Your Fetuses………..No, That’s What They Really Want

Decadent Evil (2005)
Evil That Should Not Even Exist

Loch Ness Terror (2008)
More Like Loch Ness Crap

Countdown: The Sky’s On Fire (1999)
Just As Fun As Stepping On A Burning Bag Of Crap

Pumpkinhead II: Blood Wings (1993)
One of the Biggest Crimes To Stan Winston’s Memory Is This Abortion Of A Sequel To One Of His Only Directorial Films
 
Laserhawk (1997)
This Film’s Tagline Says “Today………It Continues”. Can It Not Continue……Please?

Hellraiser: Bloodline (1996)
The Nail In The Coffin To The Hellraiser Franchise Being Taken Seriously


I hope you all vote correctly because there wont be one of these polls until the April induction and that's because February will be the induction of the 2012 GINO Award Winner and March will be something I chose that fits perfectly with March.

Poll closes on January 19th at 12 AM

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