30 Nights Of Paranormal Activity With The Devil
Inside The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Craig Moss, Who
Seems To Be The Low Rent Version Of Seltzer & Friedberg, Gives Us This
Horrible Spoof Of Paranormal Activity
47 Ronin
In A Decision That
Godfrey Ho Would Blush At, Someone In Universal Studios Decided That This
Samurai Film With Poor CGI Needed To Star A White Guy Who Can Barely Act To
Begin With. They Also Decided This Movie Should Also Be Released In Christmas
(And Unsurprisingly It Flopped).
Speaking Of Spoofs Of The Ongoing Found Footage Fad, The Wayans Brothers Decide To Do Their Own Spoof Which Makes Us Long For The Days When They Did The First Two Scary Movie Films.
After Earth
A Will Smith Vanity
Project To Attempt To Make His Son Jaden A Star Plus Directing By M. Night
Shyamalan Equals A Film That Reminds Us Of John Travolta’s Battlefield Earth. 
Atlantic Rim (aka Attack From Beneath)
Remember Pacific
Rim? Well Asylum Tried To Mooch Off Of That (Before They Were Forced By Studios
To Change Their Title) With This Film With Probably The Most Gung-Ho Nuke The
Bastards Asshole Of All Time
Axe Giant: The Wrath of Paul Bunyan
Joe Estevez and Dan
Haggerty Star In This Turd Where It Turns Out That Paul Bunyan or Gunnar
Wolfgang Bunyan In This Film, Is Real And He Is A Poor CGI Mongoloid With
Giantism Who Is Pissed Off That His Big Blue Ox Was Killed And Is Killing
Anyone He Sees. 
Beneath
Completely Unlikable
Characters Put Themselves Into A Situation That Could Be Taken Care Of If These
Characters Weren’t Idiots…A Practical Effects Monster That Looks Decent Almost
Makes Up For All Of This, But It Doesn’t In The End.
Cody the Robosapien
When People Talk
About Kids’ Movies Insulting The Public’s Intelligence, This Movie About A
Robot Acting Like A Complete Child Who Villains Want To Make A Weapon That
Somehow Ends Up In The Hands Of A Loser Child Is What They Mean By.
Escape From Planet Earth
Terrible Puns, Area
51 Being Nothing More Than A Prison For Universal Genocide, A Villianous Earth
General Trying To Flirt With An Alien Villain, And Generic Crap You See In
Almost Every Fish Out Of Water Story Makes This Film Nominee-Worthy
With A Film That
Mooches Off The Theatrical Film Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters That Stars
Actors Named Booboo & Fivel And Doesn’t Even Have Characters Named Hansel
& Gretel, You Would Think The Asylum Would Be Behind This. Well, They Are
Not As Even The Asylum Was More Competent.
Haunter
Sadly There Are No
Ghost-Type Pokemon Available Because They Might Make What Is A Boring Ass Ghost
Film That Takes More Ideas From The Bill Murray Comedy Film Groundhog Day Than
An Actual Ghost Film, An Interesting Movie.
Hell Baby
This Film That
Stars Several People Who You Might Have Heard Of And Is Made By The People
Behind The Trash Comedy Series Reno 911 Should Have Been Aborted.
Movie 43
This Film Has
Probably Some Of The Most Disgusting Vile Comedy Elements Ever Put Onto Film
And It Is No Shock That Many Of The Big Name Actors Who Somehow Were In This
Film, Want Nothing To Do With Promoting This Film.
Night Claws
Hero To The Spoony
One, Reb Brown vs. Bigfoot Should Have Some Gold That I Would Love, But It
Completely Sucks And Reb Brown Seems Like He Would Rather Be In Any Other Film
Than This Crap. Oh And Frank Stalone Is In This Film At The Very End.
R.I.P.D.
Ryan Reynolds Curse
Of Supposedly Being Box Office Poison Was Not Helped By This Movie Where He
Teams With Jeff Bridges As Ex-Cops Who Died And Are Now Trying To Save The
World From Other People Who Are Dead Trying To Stay Alive, Basically A Complete
Rip-Off Of Men In Black
Sharknado
This Film About A
Storm Where Sharks Are Flying Everywhere Was A Sensation For How Goofy The Idea
Was And While Most Of These Other Movies That Are Nominated, Are Hated On By
Me. This Film Is Nominated Out Of Love For All The Goofiest Crap We Look At
Here On Monster Crap.
The Amazing Adventures of the Living Corpse
I Feel Bad For Some
Of The Animated Crap That Came Out This Year That Gets Brutalized By Critics
Because If They Had Seen This Incoherent Mess Of An Animated Film That Has Some
Of The Worst Animation I Have Ever Seen, They Might Be Less Harsh On Those
Other Films.
The Host
Stephanie Meyer
Tried To Continue Her Reign Of Terror With Another Film That Tries To Turn
Invasion Of The Body Snatchers Into Something Like Twilight, But More Annoying
Than Twilight. But Thankfully Audiences Made This Movie A Box Office Bomb. 
The Starving Games
It’s Aaron Seltzer
& Jason Friedberg Doing Another Spoof Movie, This Time Trying To Spoof The
Hunger Game Craze. Do I Need Any Other Reason To Make This Movie A 2013 GINO
Award Nominee? 
Walking With Dinosaurs
How Do You Adapt A
Hit BBC TV Series Into Movie That Everyone Hates And Became The First Major
Disappointment Of The Christmas Season? Make The Story Something We Have Heard
Way Too Many Times And Have Unneeded Voice Acting For The Dinosaurs. Voting ends on January 11, 12:00 AM
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