Well, the Summer of Porno Pete will be over soon and next week, I will induct Lust For Frankenstein as well as reveal what will be the next film to induct for October. And for October, I decided to do another requests month and all of these 15 nominees for this induction were requests by the Monster Crap fans so without further ado, here are the nominees.
ABCs Of Death (2012)
A Is For Atrocious, B
Is For Bullshit, C Is For Crap
Alien Opponent (2010)
I Really Feel Bad For
This Alien, People Are Trying To Kill Him For A Mere $100,000
Congo (1995)
Yes, Even In 1995
Theatrical Films, People Were In Bad Costumes & Supposed To Be Taken As The
Real Thing
Darkness Falls (2003)
The First Film Of One
Of Hollywood’s Worst Directors Today…Who Still Sadly Gets Work Today
Dollman vs. Demonic Toys
(1993)
Even Demonic Toys
Should Learn Not To Fuck With Tim Thomerson.
Gamera vs. Gaos (1967)
Our Child Lover Faces
A Vampire Bat Who Can Get Dizzy Easily
Goobers (1997)
I’d Rather Eat The
Candy And I Don’t Even Like That Candy
Hard Ticket To Hawaii
(1987)
Diamonds, Drugs, And A
Deadly Snake…That’s 3 Grade Ds For This Film
Howard The Duck (1986)
The First Film Based
On A Marvel Character And Boy Is It Legendarily Bad
Jack-O (1995)
Pumpkin-Headed Demon?
Man, Pumpkinhead Should Sue Someone.
Mr. Nanny (1993)
Hogan In A Tutu,
Asshole Kids, And A Man With A Chrome Dome…What More Do You Need To Hate This
Plan 9 From Outer Space
(1959)
One Of The Most
Infamously Bad Films Of All Made By One Of The Most Infamously Bad Directors
Rob Zombie’s Halloween 2
(2009)
F*** This Film And The
White Horse It Rode In On, Which I’m Sure Had A Foul Mouth As Well
Son of Godzilla (1967)
Ever See A Nuisance
Hatch From An Egg? You Will…
The Exorcist II: The Heretic
(1977)
Someone Decided To
Give The Sequel To One Of The Most Terrifying Films….To A Man Who Hated That
Film
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