Saturday, August 22, 2015

Monster Crap September 2015 Induction Poll

The last of the Summer for the Fans is here and it is time to decide the last movie to be inducted for this. But don't worry about all those movies that lose because plenty of them will be in the November Poll as the Leftovers induction. However, we have ten movies here with NO requests so let's reveal them.

Flubber (1997)
This 1997 Remake Of The Absent-Minded Professor Is A Flub

The Forsaken (2001)
The Night...Has Created Heartburn

Invaders from Mars remake (1986)
Tobe Hooper Proves Here That Even Good Directors Can Make Terrible Remakes

The Hills Have Eyes 2 (2007)
Wes Craven & Son Wrote This Entire Film Over The Span Of One Month And It Freaking Shows.

Legion (2010)
The World Is Being Attacked By Angels Who Act Like Freaking Demons, Who Are Supposed To Be The Opposite Of Angels.

Jennifer's Body (2009)
Diablo Cody Goes From Winning An Academy Award For Best Original Screenplay To Writing This Extremely Mind-Numbingly Stupid Horror Film That Tries To Act Smart When It Just Isn't.

An American Werewolf In Paris (1997)
Let's Make A Sequel To An American Werewolf In London, But Instead Of John Landis (Who Had Directed Several Films Beforehand), Let's Get A Guy Who Directed One Film...And Instead Of Practical Effects By Academy Award Winning Effects Artist Rick Baker, Let's Do Dated CGI.

Thirteen Ghosts (2001)
Remaking A William Castle Film Is Always Hit Or Miss & This Film Was Certainly A Miss.

Ghost Rider (2007)
Nicholas Cage Finally Gets His Wish To Play A Comic Book Hero And It Is As Bad As You Think It Would Be.

Tales From The Crypt: Bordello of Blood (1996)
The Film That Killed The Tales From The Crypt Films Series Idea For Good....Which Might Have Been A Good Thing Considering The Third Film

Voting ends July 29 at 12 AM

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