Saturday, February 6, 2016

Monster Crap February 2016 Induction Poll


Well, while rooting for the Denver Broncos just to see the disappointment in Seth's face as his team gets soooo close, but fails to get the cigar, it is time for me to do a poll to help decide what movie Seth has to induct next as he deals with the stupidity of that Fantastic Four movie (I swear, I still hear him yelling about science and magic for some reason). Anyway...here are ten films for you to decide what he gets to induct next.

Night of the Living Dead 3D (2006)
Night of The Living Dead Gets An Unneeded Remake (Because There Was Already A Good Remake Filmed)

Countdown: The Sky’s On Fire (1999)
Just As Fun As Stepping On A Burning Bag Of Crap
 
Pumpkinhead: Ashes To Ashes (2006)
This Film Should Have Been Burned Before Release

Hellraiser: Hellseeker (2002)
Another Terrible Hellraiser Movie…But This Time, We Have Ashley Laurence Returning To The Series For One Film
 
Gamera vs. Gaos (1967)
“Full Of Turtle Meat” Gamera Faces A Vampire Bat That Shoots Lasers
 
The Unholy (1988)
Evil Goes Down The Toilet As English Actor Trevor Howard Last Role Was In This Film That Never Had A Prayer Of Being Good.

Earth vs. The Spider (1958)
This Spider Will Eat You Alive Because You Won't Turn Off That Damn Music
 
Blood Diner (1987)
First They Will Greet You And Then They Will Force You To Endure A Cheesy Movie
 
Blood Suckers (aka Vampire Wars: Battle For The Universe) (2005)
Just In Case You Didn't Get Your Fix Of Vampires In Outer Space From Dracula 3000

Devil Dog: The Hound From Hell (1978)
Better Roll Up The Newspaper For This Bad Film

Poll ends February 13, 12 AM ET

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